May 2013
Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to...
jetpuffedup:
alltheselokifeels:
But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.
The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.
All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.
i want to know what it is so badly
Of course she knows she wrote the book
hiddles-girl:
-sunflowerseeds:
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
numbless:
don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be...
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marissamayeryahoo:
everettowl:
Yahoo! want to make tumblr more ‘family friendly’
Goodbye porn.
Don’t freak out. We love porn too!
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If MarissaMeyerYahoo Is the real Marrissa Meyer
I am not even sort of worried for tumblr. She belongs with us. seriously checkout her blog.
marissamayeryahoo:
fightingkate:
wait.. there is PORN on tumblr?
Why do you think we bought this site?
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
Blow jobs would have been demonized by the church and society. that doesn’t mean he didn’t get em, just that he was a sexual deviant.
Watchdemach:
sparkafterdark:
thelocalrapist:
phlynn:
Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time
Fucking crying.
When everything is meaningless you don’t have an excuse not to dance.
They DO have some sweet dance moves though.
LOLOL how did I never do this during my goth days?
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
The creator is so adorable.
nogood-rabblerouser:
Walk into the club like what up I’ve got emotional attachment issues that keep me from maintaining meaningful relationships in the long term
sometimes we are the same person.
